a random call during my procurement training was more than enough too boost up my mood.
randomly enough, i paid too much attention on your missed call when i didn’t answer your call in the first place
i really wish you mean nothing to me. instead, you really are something.
me tryin’ to get my life together
Nothing as ever been more accurate
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
I literally have no self control when I’m reading books I’ll skip like 6 paragraphs and read the dialogue and then feel bad and go back and read the paragraphs it’s a vicious cycle
aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!
I’m sure she is getting all choked up
It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!
Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it
sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.
That girl is sucking a penis.
woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions
Brad Pitt: “Yep, I’m hot. Upload away”